ig:richarizrd ask


I am soooo possessive in relationships and friendships like I don’t want to share anyone with anyone else and I also feel like I’m always stressing about if I’m someone’s number one choice

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc


fuck dude.

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person



when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?